| Travel
Advisory is issued when the high office decides, based on all relevant
information, to recommend that travelers avoid travel to a certain country
or a planet.
Countries or planets where avoidance of travel is recommended will have
Travel Advisory. |
| By these
announcements we mean to disseminate information about various threats and
other relatively short-term, trans-national and/or trans-planetary
conditions posing significant risks to the security of genuine
travelers/travel vehicles. They are made any time there is a perceived
threat and usually have travelers as a particular target group.
In the
past, Public Announcements have been issued to deal with short-term coups,
bomb threats to airlines, violence by humans and anniversary dates of
specific terrorist events, meteor showers, satellite rings, and other
situations…. |
|
CURRENT
TRAVEL ADVISORY
dated 300 macreder
24003* |
| This is
for all global travelers - you are required to adhere to the following
travel restrictions as we see imminent danger in current travel circuits. |
| The North
& South seas and the wind pressure may require the
Trans-global flights to
fly at an altitude of 28800 ft. This altitude being just below the highest
point (Mt. Everest
29,035 ft - the altitude being disputed over past few years) on the globe
- all flights are hence forth restricted in the area and circumvent around
Asia. |
| Due
kangaroos jumping over the roads resulting in high velocity winds in the
deserts of Australia no flights are to land in the continent either. Same
goes for Mongolia/China & the deserts of
Middle East - too windy around
the latter, anyway. It seems the old time fuel - petroleum is still a
must-have-control-over-it-commodity and the
solar power is not being
tapped, the travel in this area would consume more
visa checks than
necessary hence avoid the area completely. Lately some UFO's been sighted
here as well for which no information is readily available as yet. There
is still no confirm news whether it was
South Africa or
South America from
where started the advent of Blue Fever - better avoid both the continents. |
| High
speed human driven vehicles may blur your vision hence the
American
continent is out of bounds (visa restrictions are only a ploy to avoid
tourists trying to get close to high speed UFOs - which if not enforced
could result in high rate of accidents or/if they survive- then unwanted
tourists/
migrants! As if there were not enough….). Why do some of these
places have an open door policy and then only allow a small window to
remain partially open or mostly closed? |
| Japan &
China are too quick with their above-the-earth-trains - tourists are
strictly advised to stay away from such gizmos and the big bodied sumo
wrestlers - forcing travelers onto these trains. It is either very cold,
windy, rainy or flooding in the Europa, and too may languages trying to
say Euro in different slangs which may make one weary & confusing hence
Europe is best avoided. |
| Other
smaller and lesser known corners of the planet too have similar -totally
unrelated hazardous travel situations, hence all
Plutonians
are required to avoid this planet in total. |
| We are in
the lookout for a more closer, colder, icy planet with no history, no
monuments, no culture and strictly no beaches etc. Till such a planet is
discovered, you are required to stay indoors in the safe confines of
nuclear safe walls and quake safe windows. |
|
*
Current date on Pluto (valid for next 39 months) |
| Disclaimer:
Although the
information in this circular is provided for general fun information, we
are not the leading official warning agency at Pluto on any such threats.
Presently the monarchial-anarchy at Pluto does not allow multi setup of
the various departments to work in unity and none can make any warranty
regarding the information. |
| We remain
at your service - travel industry professionals on inter-galactic 90
years space mission in search of new destinations.... happy surfing and hope
to meet you on a space voyage in some next life time….) |
| While you are in the wait - do enjoy our special edition of prospective
future traveling to the earth. The results of the new discovery would soon
be known on your own website :
http://www.vinstring.com/main Do return soon and check out the
new travel site. Or register at
info@vinstring.com
and we will keep you updated with the
new discoveries. |
| ps :
Of course the above is only meant for out-of-earth-travelers and we
earthlings need not worry about it. Be cautious and contribute to the
earth's most fantastic passion - travel.
Travel does open one's mind and
help understand other's culture …. travel freely, meet like-minded
people and make global friends. Go on and do check out
http://www.vinstring.com/main You may have a comment or two
about Pluto to add… |
|
Happy
surfing….
cause
TRAVEL NEVER STOPS |
ENTER HERE |
